1] How many marketers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
– None. They’ve automated it.
2] What does the new Chips Ahoy marketing director do her first day on the job?
– Enable cookies.
3] Why did the naughty lead’s phone ring at 1 am.?
– For a booty call-to-action.
4] What’s a personality trait of a bad marketer?
5] Why did the marketer get off the trampoline?
– He was worried about his bounce rate.
6] Why can’t a lead date a religious marketer?
– Because she’ll always be trying to convert him.
7] A stock photo walks into a bar, and the patrons start pointing and giggling. She looks at the bartender and says, “Why’s everyone staring?” The bartender says …
– “Cuz your ALT tag is showing.”
8] Knock, knock.
– Who’s there?
– Interruptive marketer
– Interruptive marke–
9] Why did the marketing couple decide not to get married?
– Because they weren’t on the same landing page.
10] What is a pirate’s favorite piece of marketing content?
– A webinAAAAR!
All right pals, now it’s your turn to tell us some jokes you know. c: