currencies – Current sentiment: Positive (Both stock market and bitcoin)…. Can you use bitcoin to invest in Stocks?

I was playing with the idea of enhancing portfolio risk/return characteristics. And one thing institutions do is hedge currency risk by investing in multiple different currency denominated assets. (Using complex solutions, swaps, derivatives, etc).
So. What exchanges if any allow you to use bitcoin / crytpto deposits to purchase stock market public equities or etf’s?
And wouldn’t this equate to bitcoin denominated ownership in Apple / MSFT / ADBE / KO / JNJ etc?

Stock market goes up – you win.
Bitcoin goes up – you win.

Thoughts? Advise?