Hi dr your not satoshi because i'm

Let's say that I was satoshi and that I had this paper with shit printed and that I was certain that these are the private keys. How will it do it or where do you use it? How does he use these codes to unlock his wallet to do good in the world? How can we claim that I am satoshi and that I have to learn how to cash my stuff? Without a third party could possibly recover my room?