"My fellow Americans, as president of our country, the United States of America, I address to you most royally after having legally verified:
To see if she is morally, morally, morally, spiritually, physically, absolutely, positively, undeniably, and surely dead.
And the coroner, he told her, he's thoroughly examined it, and she's not just dead, she's really very sincerely dead.
My fellow Americans, it's a day of independence, for our judicial system and its successors. May the joyous news spread, Ruth Bader Ginsburg is finally dead! "